Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Real World: DC, part I

I'M ABOUT A WEEK LATE ON THIS, BUT IT'S OK...

THE REAL WORLD: DC IS NOW OVER. FOR OVER 20 YEARS, MTV'S THE REAL WORLD HAS BEEN FILMING FROM DIFFERENT CITIES. I'LL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT, I DIDN'T CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT THE SHOW... UNTIL IT STARTED AIRING IN MY HOMETOWN/PLACE OF MY BIRTH, WASHINGTON, DC.

2000 S STREET NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20009

THIS DUPONT CIRCLE ADDRESS WAS THE LOCATION 23RD SEASON OF THE SHOW.

IN THIS SERIES OF POSTS ABOUT THE REAL WORLD, I WILL TALK ABOUT THE CAST MEMBERS. THIS FIRST POST WILL BE ABOUT OUR FAVORITE PANDA, ANDREW, AND THIS POST IS ALSO DEDICATE TO ERICA BROOKS.


ANDREW WAS EASILY THE MOST REDICULOUS CAST MEMBER. HE WORE MANY ANIMAL-STYLE HATS, BUT HIS TRADEMARKS, THE PANDA HAT AS WELL AS HIS FLIPPY SUNGLASSES, ARE FEATURED ABOVE.
ANDREW'S MAIN GOAL ON THE SHOW WAS TOO HOOK UP WITH GIRLS. HE WOULD SHAMELESSLY HIT ON AND FLIRT WITH ESSENTIALLY ANYTHING WITH A PULSE. HE CONSTANTLY MADE HIS FEMALE ROOMMATES FEEL A LITTLE AWKWARD, ESPECIALLY WHEN TRYING TO STEAL THEIR BRAS AND PANTIES (SEE BELOW)


HOWEVER HE WAS THE MAINSTAY COMEDIC RELIEF FOR ANY TENSE MOMENT. IN FACT, HE HAD OTHER TALENTS - HE WAS A POLITICAL CARTOONIST AND WAS ABLE TO PUBLISH THE CARTOON BELOW IN THE WASHINGTONIAN.

HE WAS ALSO A MASTER LYRICIST, CREATING SONGS ABOUT ANYTHING, WHETHER HE WAS IN THE SHOWER OR TRYING TO FIND A HAT.
"You're not that funny girl but i laugh anyways... i got a thing for you and it's good cuz i think you got a thing for me too. I think you're hot and you think I am too. Let's go out tonight, and maybe we can hook up when we get baaaaack"

OBVIOUSLY IT DOESN'T RHYME, BUT IT'S HILARIOUS.

I HOPE THE REAL WORLD COMES BACK TO THE NATION'S CAPITAL. MAYBE I'LL BE ON AS A CAST MEMBER.

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