SO ONCE AGAIN, UVA FOOTBALL DISAPPOINTED THE VIRGINIA FAITHFUL. WE WERE PLAYING WILLIAM & MARY... A D1-AA TEAM. THAT'S RIGHT, NOT EVEN IN OUR OWN DIVISION. WE HAVEN'T LOST TO AN ICF TEAM SINCE 1896.
MOREOVER, THE SEA OF ORANGE IS COMPLETELY USELESS, AND IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE BEFORE THE TURN OF THE 20TH CENTURY THAT PROMPTED CAVALIER FANS TO DRESS UP TO SAY, "OUR FOOTBALL TEAM IS BAD, BUT AT LEAST WE LOOK GOOD," HENCE GUYS IN TIES, GIRLS IN PEARLS.
NOT ONLY IS AL GROH A TERRIBLE COACH, HE ALSO HAS NO REGARD FOR TRADITIONS, SOMETHING WE HOLD SO HIGHLY HERE AT THE UNIVERSITY. CALL ME DOUSCHEY (GQ), BUT I HAVE SOME SENSE OF ALLEGIANCE TO MY SCHOOL AND MR. JEFFERSON, AND WERE HE ALIVE TODAY, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN DISGUSTED WITH WHAT HE SAW ON THE FIELD.
FINAL SCORE:
VIRGINIA - 14
WILLIAM & MARY - 26
ON A LIGHTER NOTE, TAILGATES AND PREGAMES WERE INCREDIBLY FUN! HOO! RAH! RAY!
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